These are various stories from my life and…other places. Many of them are posted on Patreon and are available to members only. Others are free.


The Dirty Filthy Slut Project

Real-life stories from my sexual exploits. Protected for members only on my subscription page.

#1 – Explanation
#2 – Isabella

The Dad Chronicles

What it’s like living with an ailing, challenging father at 40.

#1 – Summary of the Situation a Year Out (membership)
#2 – What Got Me Into this Mess
#3 – The Mansion Arrives
#4 – Hey! That’s not Fair!
#5 – Friends come to Save
#6 – Killing Myself on my Birthday
#7 – Moving back In
#8 – Finding Distractions
#9 – December
#10 – Messages in a Migraine
#11 – Under the Knife
#12 – Conversations with God

The Queen of Prostate Work

Why Women Talk “too Much” (free)
Backdoor Burrowing (or not!) ($5)
Unleashing Marilyn ($1)

The Tantric Beat Down

How to Get a Woman to Blow You from the Standstill

My First Strip Club

My First Lap Dance

My First Tantra Workshop

A StCl Connoisseur

“Look ma! No Hands!” – The AB Test

Falling in Love. Again??!?!

Welcome to the Armory
1 – The Tour
2 – The Show

The Mish

Client Life